thanks

8 bottles of wine and an amazing dinner later, my dear non-readers, I am gonna shit right now.

Cheers!

Oh great, culture

My brother is posting rehearsal videos of his band while it is 10 to 2 in England and I am going through a list of wines none of which I have ever tasted and am contemplating spending £50 on 8 bottles of wine that may or may not take the approval of 12 guests coming over for Thanksgiving dinner which Beth and I are going to prepare with the zeal of 40-year-old mothers.

And I just ate 3 pieces of toast.

Despite the warrant of arrest, I had a conversation with you

I was lucky to have found you, sitting in a newly renovated hallway for your lunch duty, annoyed by the

continuous stream of students with a complete disregard for authority. In the corner of my eye, your dark hair

was unmistakeable. You haven't had a haircut since we last met, have you ?

So I turned right, and by the grace of something, you turned towards me, which made me realize that my

infinitesimal myopia, is indeed, a handicap, for I couldn't see how your facial muscles stretched for the smile,

for the call of my name. But I quickened my pace. You stood up for a hug, which I gladly gave, and you gladly

returned, while squeezing my right hand.

fk yeh

No-shave november

Not a follower but umm...

Last night, I dreamt about having the largest wild fucking bush in EXISTENCE. And in my dream, I even KNEW that I had shaved the day before. I telly you, this bush was so thick full I could've donated it to wig-makers.

Needless to say, I woke up sweating literally tore my pj's off to see if reforestation can really occur so quickly.

Whew...

I smile like an idiot

I smile like an idiot while telling myself to stop thinking about her.

Like it's an inside joke I have with myself.

If there were a 3rd me, she would be in schadenfreude heaven.

UV rays don't sound so bad right now

Considering how I haven't seen a full round sun in the past 2 days, and dusk set in before 17.00.

I summon thee, oh dear Spring, that I may walk about the 4 nations.

I summon thee, oh darling Summer, that I may trek around the main continent, and perhaps tap some ass in the process.